Another 10 Instructions for Life

No introduction this time – let’s just get to it, shall we?

Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Why do this? Embrace sarcasm and use it as a weapon. It can be very effective, trust me. 😉

Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
Depends a lot on where you’re going to spend your life. While some people complain of such things, others would gladly switch their life to one where the greatest problem is a bitchy wife. Even more, sometimes you get what you really need, just to prove you that your dreams were wrong.

Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Sounds great in theory. In practice, I usually skip this. I barely manage to do enough nice things to people I know and who find out about it…

Lend only those books you never care to see again.
Totally agree with this one. I hate lending stuff. It’s completely unhealthy.

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
Never give someone false hope as well, I could add.

When playing games with children, let them win.
… oooh, OK. I can do that. No problem. Neext!

Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Sometimes, even a second one is one too many…

Be romantic.
…or not.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Easy to say, harder to do – at least for some people. I’m a blend of these and their opposites…

Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Yes, it is – sleeping!!! It’s almost 12 PM, so I guess that’s all for today.

Well, I guess that’s all for today, fox. Until next time… Ta-taaaa! 😉

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